Lime Green

Making the Right Impression on a First Date

So you’ve finally been brave enough to ask that girl or guy out on a date and you really want to make a great impression, what do you wear?

This was a dilemma that I recently faced as my wardrobe consists of a variety of jeans in various states of abuse, a collection of Rip Curl t-shirts and some almost worn out DC shoes trainers. I also have a couple of really old, crumple shirts last worn at my grandmothers funeral, a smelly old stained suit last worn at a court appearance and a selection of worn out trainers that should really be thrown out. So I was in a dilemma. Should I go clothes shopping, which I hate, or could I borrow something suitable from a friend?

I called round to a mates place and he suggested I borrow some of his designer gear, which sounded like a good idea. The problem was build, I am quite small and he is enormous. All of his excellent, expensive designer clothes were simply far too big. I looked like a kid playing dress-up in his dads clothes, so that was a no no. I decided to call on another friend who is closer to my size.

My good friend Kenny is about my size and he has an enormous collection of clothes. The problem is that Kenny is a flamboyant gay with a taste for garish, fluorescent colors and overly tight, stretchy clothes. He suggested that I borrow a pair of skin tight, lime green part-lycra trousers and a contrasting cropped orange t-shirt with a slogan on the front that read ‘Stop Me and Buy One’. I didn’t think that this would make the right impression with my date so I asked if he had anything else.

That was when Kenny said he had just the thing. A white, all in one jump suit adorned with rhinestones and sequins. I asked Kenny if he was serious and he told me that this was the suit in which he’d met his current partner and it had made quite an impression. When I tried it on I looked like a really bad Elvis impersonator so this was not a good suggestion.

Then Kenny showed me another wardrobe full of clothes that he said were so boring that he had never actually worn them. When I looked inside I could see that these items were far more suitable than the nasty dayglo stuff that he’d shown me so far. He had a collection of Nike ACG jackets that he had never worn because they were, in his words, too boring. There was a big pile of great looking jeans by Levis and Diesel along with tons of great looking shirts.

So my good buddy Kenny really helped me out with a nice outfit that really impressed my date and resulted in her coming home with me, but that is another story. Since then I’ve been out and bought myself some new clothes and treated my friend Kenny to another painfully bright, tasteless t-shirt, just the way he likes them.

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