Hippie Chick

Pimp My Ride VS Repair My Vehicle
Man, I love that Xibit.
You know the guy- that fine rapper example with the tight braids who sports oversized NBA, NFL and baseball tops and laughs out loud happily almost unwarranted.
Oh yeah, and he miraculously fixes people’s wheels, as well.
Or shall I say, “pimps” “as MTV says it.
Only on American television can your defected Nissan (mouthed Nee-saan by X), Mazda (elocuted Maaz-da by Ish the Mexican interiors guru), or Toyota (pronounced the normal way exactly as the rest of the planet coz there’s no other way to say it) be converted from a smelly, greasy dangerous rust bucket into a sparkling, hotted up honey magnet.
In half an hour.
Yes that’s right. If you’re fortunate enough to roll in SoCal’s O.C. and own a rubbish old vehicle that’s collapsing from one too many car crashes, all you have to do to do is video your sad story to the MTV GODS with your own Exhibit U for unregistered and no earlier than the title tune drops with the pimpin’ hippie graphics, X To The T will be at your front door high fiving you if ya’ll a man and cuddling you if ya’ll a lady. And continue embracing you. And being all over you. And launching yourself at you.
(I should confess, he does look quite harmless. It’s hard to believe he is a gangster rap star with all that that bling, size and hussle. Back it up.. Back the XXXX up, it all sounds right now).
And once the delightful street wordsmith owns your keys, it’s bye bye crumbling spray paint and hello hotted up Holden “or Chevrolet, as the its branded in America – allegedly since the elocution of a 9 letter French word is better to violate than that of a two syllable Australian icon. Thank god for that!
Not merely will the gang at West Coast Customs mend your car, they’ll craft you a hot new body kit, spray paint a customised hue, design some wicked graphics, recondition your complete engine, put in some sick muffler, install a cutting edge sound system and a Playstation in the back – not to mention the 20 inch monitors under your petrol cap and the pool table that jumps out of the glove box – so you can drive and do pilates at the same time, just like Mother Nature intended.
If ya’ll (un) fortunate enough nonetheless, to live on this side of the Pacific, you’re going to have to do a little more calling around when sourcing a decent car repair, smash repair or panel beating shop.
Most people don't expect their “ride” to be “pimped” after a prang but they want their method of daily transport reliably corrected and roadworthy before the end of the year.
As long as your car gets you from A to Z and not X to T – A.S.A.P – I am sure you would be happy with an honest smash repairer who will get the job done without the runaround.
So if you do not happen to live in your TV or know an Black rapper who’s mates with a gang of tough looking, officially overweight and nastily dressed technicians, vehicle electricians and racing upholsterers, then the next-best thing is to look around and get some information from as many honest smash repairers as you can.
If you’ve had a crash and need your car repaired, be sure to check out dLook’s range of smash repairers, panel beaters and automotive spray painting services.
Soho – Hippychick
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