Balls Arts

How do I get a girl in my martial arts class to kick me in the balls?

Okay, this question is for real, even though my others weren’t. There’s this girl in my martial arts class who is really hot, and she has a reputation for kicking guys in the balls, which she brags about. I really want to get kicked by her, so I’ve intentionally not worn a cup, but it hasn’t happened. Is there any way I could encorage her to kick me without looking conspicuous?

grab her breasts. she’ll probably kick you in the balls. Good luck!

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